The things people do for shits & giggles. #lol #FoundType #HandGen #Chalkboard (Taken with instagram)

My lazy dog. He likes to pretend he’s actually standing.

She said it was the heaviest load to bear.

That toy Angelina’s kid is holding looks all kinds of wrong from that angle. Just sayin’, Major LOL when I saw this.

So my friend is a primary school teacher. Read carefully what one of her students wrote in response to her teaching them what to do if you encounter people you don’t like. When she asked her student about her response the little girl just laughed. Pure evil.

edit: She was kidding with that, she gave me the actual context “this was actually for maths. the task was to create a worded problem using either addition or subtraction. it needed to total to 56.”

Had it been the first explanation it would’ve been so hilarious! Still amusing nonetheless.

My friend gave me permission to post this photo up!

further editing: Said child did indeed laugh when my friend had a ‘talk’ with her about it. Kids are fucking scary!

Vom.

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Pets in costumes amuses me maybe a bit too much. Can somebody tell me what the one with the smiley face is meant to be? Is that some fast food chain or something? Or is it just grouped with the others? Mmm Fries.

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When I look down on the insect bite on my arm this always comes to mind, since it keeps getting redder and larger (luckily it isn’t itchy). Whatever bit me was like 1 cm away from a big fat vein, it could’ve been a jackpot if their suckers go that deep. And the funny thing is, is that whatever bit me has a knack for that spot since mum has one on the exact same spot as me.

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